I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Randomize
