More tranny stories later!
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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