I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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