I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
He had one of those small greek statue penises
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
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smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
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I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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