Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
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And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
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Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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