Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
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I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
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So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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