i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
Randomize
