carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
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I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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