Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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