I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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