You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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