i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
My Higher Power is John Stamos
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
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I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
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Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize