All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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