Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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