The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
We had sex on a dog bed..
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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