Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
