is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
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In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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