He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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