So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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