she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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