oh god the rape fog is back!
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
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You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
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What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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