Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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