scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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