I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
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She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
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All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle