He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
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The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
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We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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