he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
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We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
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I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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