i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
