I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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