You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
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I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
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Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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