You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize
