He managed to light the Jello on fire...
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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