He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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