Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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