she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
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Im just a social blackout drinker.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
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I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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