fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
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I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
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When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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