VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
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He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
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He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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