Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize
