How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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