Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
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I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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