Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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