Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Randomize
