just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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