Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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