If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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