I just saw a hot homeless man
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
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