i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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