Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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