So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
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