Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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