no you cant smoke seaweed
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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