This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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