Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
