How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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