Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
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Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
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I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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